Quotes About Dogs..."Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." Sigmund Freud
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." Anonymous
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." Unknown
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andrew A. Rooney
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
Submitted courtesy of Erik D. Freeman
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This story was published on July 3, 2002.