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Quotes from Women
Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the hell happened.
—Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
—Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
—Janette Barber
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
—Carrie Snow
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
—Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
—Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
—Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
—Jane Sellman
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
—Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
—Caryn Leschen
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
—Dolly Parton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
—Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
—Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
—Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man—if you want anything done, ask a woman.
—Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
—Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
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