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10.27 UK public support for fracking falls to lowest level

10.27 10 years on from the Stern report: a low-carbon future is the 'only one available'

10.27 10 years on from the Stern report: a low-carbon future is the 'only one available'

10.27 The Kolkata dump that's permanently on fire: 'Most people die by 50'

10.27 World on track to lose two-thirds of wild animals by 2020, major report warns

10.27 With New Study in Hand, Pennsylvanians Reiterate Call for Fracking Ban

10.26 Big Pharma Preps to Spend Hundreds of Millions to Keep Drug Prices High [less corrupt countries have price controls...]

10.26 'Get the Insurance Companies the Hell Out' of Healthcare System

10.26 Australia's coal seam gas emissions may be vastly underestimated – report

10.26 What is causing the rapid rise in methane emissions?

10.26 What is causing the rapid rise in methane emissions?

10.26 Dutch unveil giant outside vacuum cleaner to filter dirty air

10.25 Stand Up to Big Pharma Greed. Vote Yes on Proposition 61

10.25 Report Shows 'Bold New Vision' for Carbon-Free Transportation System Is Possible

10.25 Antibiotic waste is polluting India and China's rivers; big pharma must act

10.25 Renewables made up half of net electricity capacity added last year

10.25 Standing Rock: Police Arrest 120+ Water Protectors as Dakota Access Speeds Up Pipeline Construction [11:00 video]

10.25 Actor Shailene Woodley on Her Arrest, Strip Search and Dakota Access Pipeline Resistance [10:00 video]

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10.27 Swat Team

10.26 'Fascination with sex': Megyn Kelly and Newt Gingrich in angry clash over Trump coverage [3:47 video]

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10.27 Gov. Christie’s Shadow Over Bridgegate

10.27 #ThanksPaul: Bernie Sanders goes all in for down-ballot Democrats, to the dismay of Paul Ryan

10.27 The Real Living Wage? $17.28 An Hour – At Least

10.26 More than just the guns: Poverty and inequality should be blamed for America’s gun violence

10.26 Rising Student Debt Places Living Wage Even Farther Out of Reach: Report

10.26 'Terrifying': AT&T Spying on Americans for Profit, New Documents Reveal

10.25 Free to Plunder: The Case Against Gary Johnson and Libertarianism

10.25 This Atlas of Racial Equity Just Keeps Getting Better [map graphics]

10.25 Elizabeth Warren: 'nasty women' will defeat Trump on election day [videos]

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10.27 Ted Cruz suggests delaying nomination of Supreme Court justice to replace Antonin Scalia indefinitely

10.27 Amidst Law Enforcement Crackdown, DAPL Company Warns Water Protectors: Get Out, Or Else

10.26 Enough is enough: we've reached a tipping point on sexual assault

10.26 Pussy Riot celebrate the vagina in lyrical riposte to Trump [4:30 video]

10.25 Chris Christie Is Over

10.25 Officer who shot Samuel DuBose faces murder trial as city braces for protests [4:51 video]

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10.27 Idlib school attack could be deadliest since Syrian war began, says UN

10.25 Islamic State atrocities reported around Mosul, says UN

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10.27 Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback’s trickle-down economics experiment is so bad the state stopped reporting on it

10.26 Donald Trump has close financial ties to Dakota Access pipeline company

10.25 Already an Oligarchy: Corporate Dominance Negates Democracy

10.24 How Democrats Killed Their Populist Soul

10.24 Elizabeth Warren Warns Democrats Not To Cave On Corporate Tax Reform

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10.26 In Iceland, Women Leave Work at 2:38pm to Protest Gender Wage Gap

10.26 Human Rights Defenders Face 'Unthinkable Spiral of Violence' in Latin America

10.26 Why Hillary Clinton's plans for no-fly zones in Syria could provoke US-Russia conflict

10.26 Spain reviews plan to let Russian warships refuel en route to Syria

10.26 Threats of death and violence common for women in politics, report says

10.26 Can we secure the internet of things in time to prevent another cyber-attack?

10.25 Study says 850,000 UK public sector jobs could be automated by 2030

10.25 Quetta attack: Pakistan reels as more than 50 die in assault on police academy

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  Let me tell you a story of the two kings
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Let me tell you a story of the two kings

by Dr. Liaquat Ali Khan
Mighty King has a small head but big nostrils. He lives in a gold castle decorated with white bushes. His big nostrils can sniff dangers thousands of miles away from the gold castle.
Draw closer, dear children, and let me tell you a story of the two kings. One is Mighty King, who still rules over the two oceans. The other was Little King, who once upon a time ruled over a big desert.

Mighty King has a small head but big nostrils. He lives in a gold castle decorated with white bushes. His big nostrils can sniff dangers thousands of miles away from the gold castle. Mighty King adores his one-eyed Vice King who can tell secrets of the world by looking into a crystal ball.

Little King lived in a sand castle far away in the desert kingdom. Little King had small ears and a big tummy. He ate dinosaurs for lunch and alligators for dinner. Burp, burp, burp. When he came out of his sand castle holding a rifle in his hand, the people danced up and down to catch the pellets he fired in the air.

Mighty King hated Little King.

One night Mighty King could not sleep. He was tossing up and down in his bed, sniffing dangers around the world. Sniff, sniff, sniff. His big nostrils were itchy, which means a big danger was brewing somewhere in the world. Mighty King was worried. “What if I fall asleep and the big danger hits the gold castle?” he asked the one-eyed Vice King. “Not to worry Mighty King,” said the one-eyed Vice King. “Let me look into the crystal ball and see if the big danger is real.”

“O Mighty King!” screamed the one-eyed Vice King, “Little King is conspiring to take over the world. He is making a secret bomb to burn the gold castle. We must stop him.” Hearing this, Mighty King jumped out of his bed. He sniffed at the crystal ball with his big nostrils, and said, “Sure enough! I smell the secret bomb.”

Let us go and fight Little King.

“You go fight, Mighty King!” said the one-eyed Vice King. "I must hide in a burrow so that nobody knows where I am. That way, there will always be a king over the two oceans." Mighty King scratches his small head.

Mighty King sits on a magic carpet that sails through the clouds, his hand holding the Aladdin lamp, his big nostrils sniffing the lightning. After a long and hectic journey that gives him tummy twists, Mighty King reaches the desert kingdom lit with the crescent moonlight.

Standing on a dune hill, Mighty King shouts through the funnel of a handheld loudspeaker: “Come out Little King, where are you hiding? I am Mighty King. I rule the two oceans. I am good. You are evil. Don’t mess with us. I champion liberty. I have come to liberate the innocent dinosaurs and alligators you eat for meals. I have come to sniff and search out the secret bomb you are making to torch our gold castle.”

Little King opens the door of the sandcastle, and steps out. He is dressed in underwear. His uncut bushy beard hides his mouth. “Welcome to the mysteries of the desert, Mighty King,” says the talking beard. Little King surrenders his rifle to Mighty King.

"Mission accomplished!" exclaims Mighty King.

As Mighty King gets ready to fly back to the gold castle, the Aladdin lamp disappears and the magic carpet shreds into pieces. Mighty King is stuck in the desert. Desert mosquitoes bite his little head. Sand blows into his big nostrils. Mighty King can no longer sleep. And when by chance he dozes off, dinosaurs and alligators surface in his dreams and make funny faces at Mighty King.

“How are you doing, Mighty King?” asks the one-eyed Vice King.

Mighty King is surprised to see the one-eyed Vice King in the desert. “How did you get here?” asks Mighty King.

“All this time I have been digging a secret tunnel from the gold castle to the desert kingdom. O Mighty King, I must tell you something. I lied to you. Little King has no secret bomb. The crystal ball tells nothing. It is just a mirror. What you see in a crystal ball is what you see in a mirror,” says the one-eyed Vice King. Mighty King scratches his little head.

“But I have good news for you Mighty King. A submarine is taking us back to the gold castle. It will sail through the secret tunnel that is now filled with oil,” says the one-eyed Vice King, winking his eye.
©2006 Liaquat Ali Khan. Dr. Khan is a professor of law at Washburn University School of Law in Topeka, Kansas. This story is written for his two sons, Harun and Kashif.

Copyright © 2006 The Baltimore Chronicle. All rights reserved.

Republication or redistribution of Baltimore Chronicle content is expressly prohibited without their prior written consent.

This story was published on June 2, 2006.

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